Twas the week before Christmas, time to pimp up the house
and unwrap the balls, scored at half price from Warehouse
The 22 year old tree, still hanging in there
Tracy can’t bear to part with it, had it since their wedding year.
Stereo on, Adele blasting loud
Tracy singing badly, luckily there’s no crowd
Suddenly an idea springs into her head
Kevin heard the laugh, it filled him with dread.
Out she went running with Santa hat and stocking
Hugo took one look and just knew it would be shocking
Santa hat on and sock filled with straw
Hugo the donkey started to thaw.
He took it all with good grace
And even managed to keep a straight face
After all it is Christmas
and a donkey in a Santa hat is simply delicious.
So from the Johnston’s we say, Merry Christmas one and all
It’s holiday time, so if your passing give us a call
We can share a drink, while we sit on the deck
If you are busy, no worries, we’ll take a rain check
